the best part about the inevitable chaos caused by hussie posting the final homestuck update is going to be people who weren’t visibly homestucks coming out of the woodwork to talk about it. talking and acting as though we were homestucks all along. you wake up one morning and we all have fucking shipping grids. your phone rings and you pick up and your fucking grandma is going to talk to you about rosemary. welcome to hellstuck
What’s an update?
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL