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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

escapedosmil:

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i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Even if it did hurt them,why can’t they 1. think of something that turns them off or 2. deal with it themselves?

I mean blue balls is a real thing but that’s like if you’re halfway done with a job and you stop for an hour or something

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Reblogged from teapayne

i-will-walk:

jerkstorecalling:

This is such bullshit advice I packed my limestone cube for college and it’s been sitting under my bed for years now. Just leave it at home, kids.

shit man i’m sorry about your bad experiences but like that doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone. i used mine first day. 10/10 would recommend bringing.

(Source: teapayne)

Reblogged from pedromirfilho
pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

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Reblogged from mentally-illectric

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

That totally the opposite of what they teach you in health class

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Reblogged from reshirum

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via folie-a-dun)

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thebluelip-blondie:

aeon-fux:

postracialcomments:

Update, 4:30 p.m.: The ACLU, responding to BuzzFeed's Chris Geidner on Twitter, says that the officer involved in the incident described above has been removed from duty following a public ACLU complaint.

Source

But………..

this is great and all but lets observe the fact that the moment a WHITE journalist is threatened, action is taken…while Michael Brown’s murderer still walks freely and the police officers threatening the lives of black people/hitting them with tear gas and rubber bullets are still on the clock 

the media being threatened is the best thing that could have happened to white America because now they can stop caring about the majority Black citizens of Ferguson and start focusing on the white people being hurt

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Reblogged from stripedsweater

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via miss-teppelin)

Reblogged from lame-waves

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

(via slugbox)

Reblogged from dragonheartedrabbit

dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

(via totalmoetoolbag)

Reblogged from aradia-paradia
askspidervriska:

aradia-paradia:

((ha h a guess whos in an aravris mood help))

askspidervriska:

aradia-paradia:

((ha h a guess whos in an aravris mood help))

image

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Reblogged from knightamazon

thebatsandthecatskitten:

knightamazon:

Add this to the list of things I never knew I needed: Wonder Woman,Cat Woman and Harly Quinn Team up.

Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman # 2

oh my god

praise this

(via glassesdork)

Reblogged from robotrockers

robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

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Reblogged from artistimistic

Reblog this if…

artistimistic:

You think bisexuality and pansexuality is real and that people with this sexuality aren’t indecisive “sluts” who want to sleep with everyone. My mom told me to my face that bisexuals just wanted to have a bunch of sex with everyone.

Pansexuals rep!

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Reblogged from neuva

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